Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Badly Dressed Fat Mariah Takes Away The Bloating
You should have said no to extra helpings of roast potatoes and seconds on Christmas pud, but knowing you only get the pig out once a year makes us all go a little loopy over the holidays. Sure the peanuts were fun and all, but now it's time to look in the mirror and assess the damage. Go on take a look and no matter what you see staring back at you I guarantee I have something to make your feel better.
Fat Mariah. Glow-in-the-dark wedge snowboots. Blanket/throw/cardigan bastardization, and leggings. Go on, have another mince pie - you could look so much worse.
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